Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I cockslap morals
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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