In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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