He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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