her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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