i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
