Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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