well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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