508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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