I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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