She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
