I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sponge bath it is.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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