Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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