I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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