Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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