WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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