I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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