this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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