Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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