Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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