if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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