I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
false alarm, still single
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