I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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