She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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