it hurts more in the daytime
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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