That's intense
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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