i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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