think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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