maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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