The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
