Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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