Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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