so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Drunk is not a location!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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