North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I skipped work to stalk him.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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