I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
