I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I could fuck to npr.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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