I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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