Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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