the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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