god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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