My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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