dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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