I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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