Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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