Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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