Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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