oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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