We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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