im about as happy as oj after his trial
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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