He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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