oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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