ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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