you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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