No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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